I have just found an app that is just potato recipes. Aw yiss!
ifindthat-ist: hannibalthecanibal: and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw the moral of the entire series is that harry is a dumbass
yerawizardbec: nillawiffle: lydiabutz: I just really want to start a gym for geeks where you’d have to like run away from Daleks or GET TO ENGINEERING through some ducts or like compete in a Tri-Wizard Tournament or train with lightsabers and it would just be hilarious nerdy wonderful fun. Do. It. Now.
whybenedict: shaggydoge: benedict looks like that in the shower scene because he forgot to take his socks off before getting in my socks
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
so i thought i'd seen some weird shit but then the...
hannibalspenis: a-very-well-tailored-person-suit: will cries for four hours
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUCKERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME HIPPOPOTAMUS.
River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU
benedictcumberbatchvevo: iVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SCREENSHOT FOR THE PAST 38748912374980123749 YEARS hE LOOKS LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO SUMMON SATAN THROUGH DARK MAGIC OR SOMETHINGnNNGNG
LETTER TO FUTURE ME
omgiloveelephantssomuch: wholockdoeswhatitwants: onehellofasuperwhomerlockavenger: poco-loki: DEAR ASSHOLE, I ASSUME THAT THEY HAVE INVENTED TIME TRAVEL BY NOW AND I AM WONDERING WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE NOT YET RETURNED TO MY HOUSE IN 2013 WITH THE DVD BOXSET OF SERIES 3 OF SHERLOCK. STOP HOLDING OUT ON ME, FUCKFACE. I EXPECT BETTER OF YOU. SINCERELY, PAST YOU. Maybe it hasnt come out...
captainmoi: George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
bradburythequeen: i want leonardo dicaprio to be nominated for an oscar for the great gatsby and i want him to win but if he doesn’t, i want him to just go “No.” and walk onto the stage, take the statue and walk out completely calmly and everyone else just lets him