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zeldathemes
ohshititsgreg:

THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS IN A MAGAZINE…

ohshititsgreg:

THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS IN A MAGAZINE…

  #Looks like Tim Allen  

the hobbit -  the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring

hawkhooves:

I dunno about you but some of these just made me laugh this morning.

hoboandbunny:

psst hey. wanna buy a starship?

"THE FIRST IN A SERIES"

whitelotusinthetardis:

DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

WE COULD GET QUIDDITCH THROUGH THE AGES.

TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD.

HOGWARTS: A HISTORY.

caffeinatedfeminist:

magicalnaturetour:

Lion Gets Stuck In A Tree Before His Brother Helps Him Down. All photos by Carters News via The Huffington Post ~ Please click through to see the gif they made of this hilarious incident. It was too big for me to post it here for you. :D

The brother on the ground is displaying the most perfect face of “This asshole got stuck up a fucking tree again” I think I’ve ever seen.

mutisija:

nipple is a bad word. say “sensitive chest raisin” instead

midnightsnitch:

Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

queerashellandstuff:

selunei:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

This made me damn near shit myself when I saw it. I remember the fear in my little sister’s eyes as we huddled in the basement, listening to the lamps hop by with that horrible CLANG squeakCLANG squeakCLANG. Never forget.

I was born around that time, my first memory was of a lamp covered in my grandfathers blood. Now I understand.

on that day, mankind received a grim reminder
the terror of being ruled by them
the humiliation of being kept in a cage

lets-do-the-time-lord-again:

queerashellandstuff:

selunei:

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

This made me damn near shit myself when I saw it. I remember the fear in my little sister’s eyes as we huddled in the basement, listening to the lamps hop by with that horrible CLANG squeakCLANG squeakCLANG. Never forget.

I was born around that time, my first memory was of a lamp covered in my grandfathers blood. Now I understand.

on that day, mankind received a grim reminder

the terror of being ruled by them

the humiliation of being kept in a cage