THIS IS SO FUCKING SCARY WHY WOULD YOU PUT THIS IN A MAGAZINE…
the hobbit - the lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring
I dunno about you but some of these just made me laugh this morning.
"THE FIRST IN A SERIES"
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
WE COULD GET QUIDDITCH THROUGH THE AGES.
TALES OF BEEDLE THE BARD.
HOGWARTS: A HISTORY.
Lion Gets Stuck In A Tree Before His Brother Helps Him Down. All photos by Carters News via The Huffington Post ~ Please click through to see the gif they made of this hilarious incident. It was too big for me to post it here for you. :D
The brother on the ground is displaying the most perfect face of “This asshole got stuck up a fucking tree again” I think I’ve ever seen.
nipple is a bad word. say “sensitive chest raisin” instead
Fantastic Beasts & Where to Find Them
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
This made me damn near shit myself when I saw it. I remember the fear in my little sister’s eyes as we huddled in the basement, listening to the lamps hop by with that horrible CLANG squeakCLANG squeakCLANG. Never forget.
I was born around that time, my first memory was of a lamp covered in my grandfathers blood. Now I understand.
on that day, mankind received a grim reminder
the terror of being ruled by them
the humiliation of being kept in a cage